Things to love and hate about Saturday

TO HATE:

1. You wake up early for a make-up class in taxation scheduled at 8am, and the professor comes in around a few minutes before 10:00 am.
2. You feel shitty but you can’t shit.
3. Assuming arguendo that all professors came in, we’d be having 7 hour straight session for tax, insurance and evidence, then a two hour break, then one hour for special commercial laws, in toto, making your stay in school for more or less 10 hours.
4. The insurance professor doesn’t come in, after spending the whole early morning studying. Which I do not know whether is a good thing or a bad thing.
5. Your head almost falls down during evidence.
6. You wanted to sleep during the two hour break but you decided to smoke and have coffee instead, thus further aggravating the misery.
7. Your special commercial laws professor comes in 45 minutes late for a one hour class.
8. The constant rain induces you to further slumbering mood. Sheer Torture.

TO LOVE:

1. Upon arriving home, you get to take your clothes off and could not muster the strength and decency to put something on before sleeping.
2. You neither have the strength to eat. Which is a good thing.
3. After an almost two hour early evening nap, someone sends an SMS saying I should leave the house and go over to Lou’s place for final farewells, ak.a. despedida party.
4. You are met with delicious lechong manok, lasagna, kaldereta, siomai, pansit malabon, nilagang baka, and a rum drenched tiramisu.
5. You eat four times over that night because of the lasagna and lechong manok. Thus nullifying item number 2 of this list.
6. You have the time of your life without alcohol. Initially that is.
7. Goodbyes are bittersweet.
8. Videoke is a newly discovered mode of entertainment for some, and a usual one for others… including me.
9. You feel VERY young again after singing the videoke because of the HIGH SCHOOL sweet hearts factor.
10. You can express your love through singing.
11. You can elicit a response through singing too.
12. A shot of vodka, ice cold seven up (or sprite) with a hint of Blueberry Vodka cruiser is a newly invented drink patented by our barkada and was discovered by either accident or sheer dumb luck.
13. Parting is difficult for women.
14. You break the record by going home at 8am in the morning.
15. You eat breakfast at a Mcdonald’s which used to be your High School dating place, and which you never have eaten in for the past hundred years after graduating from high school.
16. It tastes even better if the breakfast is paid for by another.
17. You do not wish to see your friends for a LONG time after drinking and spending the wee hours of the morning together, if you drank altogether three times within a week, as if you had no work or school.
18. You want to do it again. But not anytime soon.